The Arse End of Jesus

This might have been around for a few months but I fucking pissed myself when I found out about Angus the Terrier's arse depicting Jesus



http://getbehindjesus.net/

Rapture

Roll on the fucking Rapture. The world will be a better place with all those fucking Born Again Christians gone.

No TV evangelists

No Cliff Richard

No Mr fucking Williams, RE teacher


Rapture indeed

Pet Footeater

Monstee, you're a fucking genius

Two Fucking Wrongs

For Fuck's sake! Fucking Israeli Scum Bastards are even bigger fucking scum bastards than the Fucking Hezbollah Scum Bastards.

If you want to kill your enemy then go ahead and kill your fucking enemy. People who are not in the fucking army - children and civilians - are not the fucking enemy.

Just because the Fucking Hezbollah Scum Bastards shoot rockets into Israel and kill a few civilians doesn't mean that the Fucking Israeli Scum Bastards are entitled to kill thirty times as many Lebanese civilians.

According to http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/5227912.stm - 29th July 2006

Some 600 Lebanese, the majority civilians, are confirmed killed in the conflict. Fifty-one Israelis, including at least 18 civilians, have been killed, mostly by Hezbollah rockets.

Let's see - Hezbollah kills 18 Israeli civilians - remember, civilians means non-combatants - and Israel kills the majority of 600 civilians.

While some fucking politicians say that Israel's response is "disproportionate", Tony Fucking Blair and George Fucking Bush won't even call for a ceasefire

Fucking cunts. The absolute fucking cunts.

And where are the cunts who make the decisions that cause all these deaths of innocent people? Are their lives at risk? Are their children being killed? Like fuck.

Take the children of all the fucking cunts who give orders to kill civilians, or to play fucking politics with people's lives and put them in the firing line. Then you'd see how fucking quickly they'd be able to talk out a solution.

Fucking scum bastards

World Cup Wankers

I despise this fucking game and I detest the fucking tribalism and nationalism that go along with it.

I don't care who supports who, or not. It's all a load of fucking bollocks.

"Because I was born on this bit of rock, I shall wear these colours and say that I'm superior to you lot who were born on that bit of rock."

Fucking wankers.

How fucking stupid can you get?

Cunts

The Devil's A Pussy

The Devil is a fucking wimp.

So here we are, the 6th of the 6th of the 6th, even for the fucking Amercians, and what can we look forward to? The Hoards of Hell? The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? The overthrowing of God?

Like fuck.

All we get is a fucking remake of The Omen.

What kind of opposition party does He think He's fucking running?

God's never been so fucking unpopular, making fucked up decisions left right and fucking centre and where's Satan in all this?

There has never been a better time to grasp the reigns of power and change the fucking world, but He's nowhere to be found.

He's nothing but the Ian Duncan Smith of the Spiritual planes.

Fucking Cunt.

Are Wheelchair Users Blind?

What the fuck is Blogger doing with it's fucking disabled image by the side of the Word Verification on comments posting?

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE FUCKING BLIND

Fucking hell. What a stupid bunch of fucking cunts.

If they're going to help people with visual disabilities THEN THEY SHOULD USE A FUCKING SYMBOL THAT REPRESENTS VISUAL DISABILITY



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Stupid Cunts

The story so far

Confused? Too fucking right.

So what the fuck's been going on?

After some genius fucking posting, I started to feel under pressure to carry on with the high standard of bile I'd created. Then I started to resent the fucking thing. I also realised that I spent far too much of my fucking time visiting, reading, commenting and writing blogs, to the detriment of my real life.

So I thought I'd kill off El Barbudo and get my fucking life back. I'd go out with a bang - big Blunt Cogs story line - and then that would be it.

As Easter arrived I couldn't resist taking a swipe at the fucking Christians and so posted another BC script. I also found I'd got nominated, and won, blog of the week from A Mischief of Magpies.

I got nostalgic.

So I thought I could do the odd post here and there.

But I was attacked on several sides for being an attention seeker - AS IF ANY OF YOU FUCKING CUNTS WHO WRITE A BLOG FOR THE WORLD TO SEE ISN'T A FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER.

So I thought Fuckit. I should have just stayed dead when I was killed off and I deleted the fucking blog.

Suddenly El Barbudo was back as a puppet for some other cunt to play with and I had no fucking control over what was done with him.

Serves me right for being a stupid cunt.

But then Monstee and Binty created El Barbustee and El Barbintyo, who were works of fucking genius, and I thought there was maybe a role as the Ghost of El Barbudo.

Out of nowhere I was suddenly given the keys back to El Barbudo by the kindest, sweetest, most caring, most understanding, prettiest, scariest bitch in the Blunt Cogs circle who had acquired them.

So I'm back.

I'm only going to post when I have something worth posting. If I go for 6 months without posting then so be fucking it. But no other fucker is going to steal my fucking blog site again.

I kept a copy of my favourite entries so have posted them back up for anyone who's interested.

Now fuck off the lot of you.

I'm Back You Cunts

Well that was a close fucking call.

It's a fucking cliche, but sometimes you just don't appreciate something you've got until some cunt takes it off you and fucks about with it.

Hah! I Fucking Won!

There you go - 2 fucking awards in just over 2 weeks.

http://amischiefofmagpies.blogspot.com/2006/04/blog-of-week_114521640364150093.html

Only these cunts don't seem to have a banner I can display on my site.

It's almost enough to make me think about blogging again - the fame, the glory, the abuse...

Rhythmic Fuck

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Bollocks and arsehole
Wanker and cunt

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Shit

Blogger Ate My Hamster

The great Blog Quake of February 4th, 2006, left much misery across Blogtown. Comments were devoured, new postings were swallowed whole and some of the greatest bursts of creativity known to man were lost forever.

I, for example, posted one of the... no, lets us put modesty to one side for the moment... THE greatest blog entry of all time about a hamster. It had action, adventure, foul language used in an appropriate context, and enough hilarity to to convert a Jehovah's Witness to alcoholism.

However, the cruel winds of fate have decreed that it is now lost forever, and humanity will be denied the acme of blog entries.

Cunts

Pain

I'm not into pain

Let me rephrase that.

I'm not into my own pain

Blunt Cogs

Time to try something a little different, and try and drag a few cunts along with me.

I've decided to create an online comic strip starring many of the egotistical, attention seeking and occassionally witty cunts that like to comment here.

But, and here's where it either becomes one of the greatest blogging successes in history, or falls flat on its arse before it begins, I'm going to need their input. I need character images and storylines. Is any cunt up for the challenge?



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