Friday, September 15, 2006

Pet Footeater



Monstee, you're a fucking genius

12 comments:

Dr Maroon said...

You're so easily pleased.

I cannot get the battleaxe to draw blood. A small point I know, but it's a niggle.

Monstee said...

Dr. M,
when you swing, try to get the full neck in crook at the top of the axe.

Just chop & chop & chop... it will happen.

Fat Sparrow said...

I got it on the first try. Must have been luck.

Have you noticed how the pupils of his eyes will follow the points of the Taser before you zap him?

Sorry, Footie, I couldn't resist! I feel guilty, honest.

Foot Eater said...

Bear in mind, all you gloaters, that there's a story on at the moment in which you will all feature at some point.

Foot Eater said...

Oh, and Barbudo, we haven't spoken for a while, so... Fuck off.

Dr Maroon said...

Yeah, got it. It's a bit grim isn't it? A bit final.
No more than he deserves.

Mizz Sparrow, I send greetings.

Sarah said...

it's a treat, it is.

i like to alternate shocking him and feeding him stinky cheese.

it makes me happy.

Foot Eater said...

Et tu, Sarah?

Fat Sparrow said...

Greetings back at ya, Doc. Do you roll your "R"s when you say "Greetings," all Scottish-like? That's a sure-fire way to get your hole, here in America.

Footie, I said I felt guilty. Really. Honest Catholic guilt. Don't I look properly ashamed and apologetic? I just couldn't help myself. It was.... hypnotic. You know about us Americans and our violence. Once I got started, I just couldn't stop.

Dr Maroon said...

Blisterin barnacles! Now you tells me. I've been over there a few times and always try and use my phone voice to avoid confusion when what I shoulda been saying was och aye! The bonny purrrrrple heatherrrrr. A terrrrrible calamity. Whaurrrr's my sporrrrran?

Fat Sparrow said...

Don't forget "Hoot, mon!" and "Ooot and aboot in the boot," and "Therrrrre's been a murrrrderrrr!" That one's a real leg-opener.

Kieran said...

hours and hours of fun. Genius!