Saturday, November 19, 2005

The stupid cunts who obey the stupid cunts

Yeah yeah, we know that all the fucking leaders of the world who make the decisions to go to war should be put in a fucking stadium filled with boxes of knives, chemicals and torture equipment and be locked in, and not be allowed back out until they're all dead.

But who lets them get away with it?

Fucking unquestioning sheep that you all are. They can only send you off to die because you fucking well let them.

Who's the biggest fucking arsehole: the person who says "go and kill those people in that foreign country, and risk your life doing it so that I can show of to the world what a great leader I am!", or the people who say "OK then!"?

You're fucking idiots and you make me fucking puke.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Tom & Jerry - Nazi Propganda - A Remembrance Day Theme

During the World Wars, the British soldiers were affectionately known as Tommy, while the German Hun were known as Jerry.

And yet, in February 1940, before the US entered WWII, MGM released their first in a series of cartoons starring Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse, battling each other for supremacy of the home and refridgerator.

And who always wins? Jerry fucking mouse does, that's who.

What does that tell you about the Amercian attitude to the British eh?

In the comments Gorilla Bananas said...
Other the other had, Tom is much funnier. Unlike Jerry, he occasionally talks and gets to do funny voices. He also gets to sing, e.g. "Is you is or is you ain't my baby".

Is you is or is you ain't my baby?
The way you're actin' lately makes me doubt
Yous is still my baby-baby
Seems my flame in your heart's done gone out
A woman is a creature that has always been strange
Just when you're sure of one
You find she's gone and made a change
Is you is or is you ain't my baby
Maybe baby's found somebody new
Or is my baby still my baby true?

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

9/11 Remembered

On this day, November 9th 1973, Ringo Starr released his third solo album, "Ringo"

Generally considered Starr's best album - and undisputed as his most famous - Ringo is notable for its slew of guest stars, including his fellow ex-Beatles, something which would become a trademark for Starr on many of his future albums.

Well, what the fuck did you expect, something about the Twin Towers?

It's the 9th of fucking November, which means it's 9/11, not 11/09 as the Americans would have us believe. Day - Month - Year: increasing in time span. Why the fuck the Yanks decided to put the month first is anybody's guess.

Stupid Cunts!

Saturday, November 05, 2005

There are some sick bastards out there

I've just been looking at where some of the visitors to this site are coming from, and many are coming from the sites I'm linked to on the right. These sick fuckers are my kind of sick fuckers.

Then there are those that have found my site via search engines, typing in phrases such as "Cunt Eater", "Arse Fucking", "Fucking Cunt", and even "Glasgow Scotland". These sick fuckers will have been severely fucking disappointed by this site, and so they fucking should be. Perverted cunts.

But then there are some who have come here from sites that are quite unrelated. I can only assume that the sick fuckers have both these sites, and my blog, in their favourites folder, so that they can switch back and forth.

So come on you cunts. Who's going to own up to being regular visitors to:
and most disturbingly of all

These sick cunts are in a league of their own

Beware your perverted web-surfing habits - they can be traced...


It seems that someone has recently accessed my site from Google, using the phrase

How to use a parachute

I have this wonderful vision of the fucker working his way through this blog, looking for useful information while plummeting at 120 mph!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

18th Century Tourette's

Few realise that Thomas Jefferson suffered from a form of Tourettes, and that had Benjamin Franklin et al not helped him redraft The Unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, then the US might not be the dominant global power that it is today.

Here is a fragment of an early, unpublished first draft:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men IMPUDENT SCALLYWAG are
created equal, that they are IMCOMPETENT MONGREL endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that COWARDLY RASCAL among these are Life, Liberty, and the CONTEMPTIBLE THIEF pursuit of Happiness.