El B: No one else noticed, but I did. I think the rapture may well have happened several decades ago, and no one noticed the one or two drunks that disappeared from their park benches that night.
My RE teacher was called Mrs Honey. She stank of shit and talked to herself. Fuck those Rapture-believing cunts for not caring about the environment. Over and out.
I had an English teacher called Mrs Honey. She was about 90 and wore a five-inch thick layer of rouge topped with a lovely blonde beehive that looked suspiciously wig-like.
Fucking hell you're a sad fucker. You can't even create an original fucking character. All you can do is take the identity of some sad fucking bitch and pretend you're her to fuck her off.
What are you looking for? Respect? you're a fucking shithead.
Ours was a right bastard too. He got a bollocking for telling us all that man hadn't been on the moon. In retrospect I think he was maybe just trying to get us to question things. I questioned the existance of god and got a right bollocking for that. And lines. The bugger.
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Our RE teacher was called Mr Easter. We made him cry.
We were a right bunch of cunts, mind!
Did he rise again on the 3rd day?
Ba-dum-tish!
El B: No one else noticed, but I did. I think the rapture may well have happened several decades ago, and no one noticed the one or two drunks that disappeared from their park benches that night.
i rapture almost every night.
HAhahahahahaa (choke)
My RE teacher was called Mrs Honey. She stank of shit and talked to herself. Fuck those Rapture-believing cunts for not caring about the environment. Over and out.
I had an English teacher called Mrs Honey. She was about 90 and wore a five-inch thick layer of rouge topped with a lovely blonde beehive that looked suspiciously wig-like.
*shudder*
Fucking hell you're a sad fucker. You can't even create an original fucking character. All you can do is take the identity of some sad fucking bitch and pretend you're her to fuck her off.
What are you looking for? Respect? you're a fucking shithead.
Ours was a right bastard too. He got a bollocking for telling us all that man hadn't been on the moon. In retrospect I think he was maybe just trying to get us to question things. I questioned the existance of god and got a right bollocking for that. And lines. The bugger.
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