Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Rapture

Roll on the fucking Rapture. The world will be a better place with all those fucking Born Again Christians gone.

No TV evangelists

No Cliff Richard

No Mr fucking Williams, RE teacher


Rapture indeed

12 comments:

Binty McShae said...

Our RE teacher was called Mr Easter. We made him cry.

We were a right bunch of cunts, mind!

Kim Ayres said...

Did he rise again on the 3rd day?

Binty McShae said...

Ba-dum-tish!

Dr Maroon said...

http://capetorio.blogspot.com/

Are you going to the party?
Are you going to the Boston Tea Party?

Redcoats in the village
There's fighting in the streets
The Indians and the
mountain men, well
They are talking when they meet
The king has said he's gonna put a tax on tea
And that's the reason you all Americans drink coffee

Are you going to the party?
Are you going to the Boston Tea Party?

SafeTinspector said...

El B: No one else noticed, but I did. I think the rapture may well have happened several decades ago, and no one noticed the one or two drunks that disappeared from their park benches that night.

Sarah said...

i rapture almost every night.


HAhahahahahaa (choke)

Brewski said...

My RE teacher was called Mrs Honey. She stank of shit and talked to herself. Fuck those Rapture-believing cunts for not caring about the environment. Over and out.

Binty McShae said...

I had an English teacher called Mrs Honey. She was about 90 and wore a five-inch thick layer of rouge topped with a lovely blonde beehive that looked suspiciously wig-like.

*shudder*

Belinda Cockbox said...

I wont be taken up in the raptue.
with yr thigh tickler you can take me anyoldway. IM SO DIRTY

El Barbudo said...

Fucking hell you're a sad fucker. You can't even create an original fucking character. All you can do is take the identity of some sad fucking bitch and pretend you're her to fuck her off.

What are you looking for? Respect? you're a fucking shithead.

Neighbour of Teh Hoors! said...

Ours was a right bastard too. He got a bollocking for telling us all that man hadn't been on the moon. In retrospect I think he was maybe just trying to get us to question things. I questioned the existance of god and got a right bollocking for that. And lines. The bugger.

Satan Smith said...

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