Grow a fucking beard, if you've got the balls for it.
Her funeral was held in the church where I got married. Yet when I saw the footage on the news, instead of thinking of my wedding all I could think was: 'El Barbudo is a right cunt.' In fact that's the only thought I have when I'm eating breakfast, waiting for the train or soaping my nads in the bath.What's that all about then, eh?
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