The Devil is a fucking wimp.
So here we are, the 6th of the 6th of the 6th, even for the fucking Amercians, and what can we look forward to? The Hoards of Hell? The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? The overthrowing of God?
Like fuck.
All we get is a fucking remake of The Omen.
What kind of opposition party does He think He's fucking running?
God's never been so fucking unpopular, making fucked up decisions left right and fucking centre and where's Satan in all this?
There has never been a better time to grasp the reigns of power and change the fucking world, but He's nowhere to be found.
He's nothing but the Ian Duncan Smith of the Spiritual planes.
Fucking Cunt.
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http://www.emailsfromjesus.com/2006/06/fanfare.html
not to worry...i didn't mean the friend shite.
cunt.
Belgium is less than appealing in her people's hygiene and language.
Come on, French? Why not just change your flag from that boring black, yellow, and red to a picture of a Belgian man's anus on muscle relaxants getting stuffed by a virile French penis?
In conclusion, Americans have the guns, the beer, and the temper to undo our handiwork from 16 December 1944 to 25 January 1945, and we might just do it, if you continue to be so pissy.
Ivar, that's a fucking funny site, so I'll overlook the 'friend' on this occasion.
Scooter, if Belgium needs an arsehole on it's flag I'll send them your photo.
Yerbut when they was goin' on about the beast the number such as it was, was DCLXVI. Now a bit of Da Vinci jiggery pokery (Subtracting the number of references to Ahab) gives us;
DVLC XI
Or the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Centre which is located in Swansea 11 or XI, at the confluence of many ley lines and plenty.
Tell me I'm a liar.
The 'Beast' was Nero apparently.
Your a liar.
But your a fucking genius too Doc
So, El B, does this mean you're the religious equivalent of a Lib Dem supporter?
Docky, I've actually heard your version, too -- that the 666 is a numeric representation of Nero, not the devil... I dunno about all the so-called jiggery pokery (the friend who told me about it was getting a religious studies masters, of all things), but I'm pretty sure he's not quite a liar, Beardy.
Yep. Nero was the Beast.
But only cuz he hated ignorant, moronic Xtians who couldn't play nice with other people's beliefs 'bout gods.
Oh, and yah, that "burning down Rome's slums" thing, too. That was pretty effed up, eh.
What? You're still blogging? Excuse me for being late to the party, but when someone says he's giving up blogging, I expect him to give up blogging. Fucking sell-out.
¡Ay! He lives. ¡Coño!
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