Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Why don't you suck your father's dick to see if your sister's got her period yet?
This is one of my favourite insults of all time. I used it over on Dr E's site a few weeks back. However, the stupid cunt has just switched over to Haloscan and lost months worth of carefully crafted insults from various fans.
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3 comments:
I've just appreciated the supreme irony of that last sentence.
yup
Original comments:
Jokemail said...
Personally I was always enamoured with "May the fleas of a thousand dogs infest your armpits."
Thu Oct 06, 02:04:50 PM
Dr Maroon said...
El Barbudo, you’re a genius, it is the best insult, I used it the other night.
Me; Two more old peculiars, no chit-chat.
Barman; Here you are sir.
Me; I asked for lager
Barman; I’m sorry sir, let me change that for you.
Me; Well, see you do, you cloth-eared cunt.
Barman; There we go, everything all right now sir?
Me; Why don’t you suck your father’s dick to see if your sister’s got her period yet?
Mrs Maroon; Come on love, lets go home eh?
Barman; Mind how you go sir.
Classic.
Fri Oct 07, 02:46:01 PM
El Barbudo said...
I tug my beard at you with respect Doc. A perfect delivery if ever I heard one.
Fri Oct 07, 04:12:21 PM
Dr. E. Scientist, phD. said...
I say, well done, Dr. Maroon.
One can't tolerate cloth eared cunts mucking up our drink orders or it would spell the end of western civilization.
Fri Oct 07, 07:29:55 PM
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