Maroon Award for the Most Artistic Use of the Word “Cunt”

http://capetorio.blogspot.com/2005/10/assembly-for-award-of-blogging.html



What can I say?

I'm honoured by this award.

I'd like to thank my agent, my hamster and, of course, my beard, which has inadvertantly velcroed itself to so many cunts over the years.

God's a Stupid Cunt

Why is God still using earthquakes and hurricanes to get the message across that He's fucked off with people?

GET WITH THE TIMES YOU OLD GIT!

Why the fuck doesn't He just send a video recording to Al Jazeera like any respectable terrorist?

Why don't you suck your father's dick to see if your sister's got her period yet?

This is one of my favourite insults of all time. I used it over on Dr E's site a few weeks back. However, the stupid cunt has just switched over to Haloscan and lost months worth of carefully crafted insults from various fans.