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Blogger Ate My Hamster

The great Blog Quake of February 4th, 2006, left much misery across Blogtown. Comments were devoured, new postings were swallowed whole and some of the greatest bursts of creativity known to man were lost forever.

I, for example, posted one of the... no, lets us put modesty to one side for the moment... THE greatest blog entry of all time about a hamster. It had action, adventure, foul language used in an appropriate context, and enough hilarity to to convert a Jehovah's Witness to alcoholism.

However, the cruel winds of fate have decreed that it is now lost forever, and humanity will be denied the acme of blog entries.

Cunts

Pain

I'm not into pain

Let me rephrase that.

I'm not into my own pain