<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957</id><updated>2011-12-08T14:42:37.602+01:00</updated><title type='text'>El Barbudo</title><subtitle type='html'>Grow a fucking beard, if you've got the balls for it.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>34</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-3810354360407416078</id><published>2010-12-25T11:04:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2010-12-25T11:06:35.174+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Jesus Loves Everyone...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GFdTWHMGi7Y/TRXB3-LGFhI/AAAAAAAAAAg/xIh1ayDDXFY/s1600/jesus.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554558882757875218" style="WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 354px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GFdTWHMGi7Y/TRXB3-LGFhI/AAAAAAAAAAg/xIh1ayDDXFY/s400/jesus.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;An oldie, but a goodie&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-3810354360407416078?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/3810354360407416078/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=3810354360407416078' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/3810354360407416078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/3810354360407416078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2010/12/jesus-loves-everyone.html' title='Jesus Loves Everyone...'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GFdTWHMGi7Y/TRXB3-LGFhI/AAAAAAAAAAg/xIh1ayDDXFY/s72-c/jesus.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-7162029277415102005</id><published>2009-06-27T00:10:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2009-06-27T00:14:59.661+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Michael Fucking Jackson</title><content type='html'>A monkey loving, child fondling fuckhead is dead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the world mourns.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cunts&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-7162029277415102005?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/7162029277415102005/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=7162029277415102005' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/7162029277415102005'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/7162029277415102005'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2009/06/michael-fucking-jackson.html' title='Michael Fucking Jackson'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-9220728198887469478</id><published>2009-03-22T17:39:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-03-22T17:41:15.689+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Overheard</title><content type='html'>"I hear Jade Goody's died"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"So it wasn't a publicity stunt then?"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-9220728198887469478?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/9220728198887469478/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=9220728198887469478' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/9220728198887469478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/9220728198887469478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2009/03/overheard.html' title='Overheard'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-8821522708726892793</id><published>2008-12-18T19:04:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2008-12-18T19:06:31.448+01:00</updated><title type='text'>God is Just Santa for Grown Ups</title><content type='html'>And if you were in any fucking doubt, just look at the way He treats rich people so much better than poor in exactly the same fucking way&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cunt&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-8821522708726892793?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/8821522708726892793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=8821522708726892793' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/8821522708726892793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/8821522708726892793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2008/12/god-is-just-santa-for-grown-ups.html' title='God is Just Santa for Grown Ups'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-6822435802439526550</id><published>2008-07-14T19:38:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2008-07-14T19:42:34.123+02:00</updated><title type='text'>ARGH</title><content type='html'>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA&lt;br /&gt;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA&lt;br /&gt;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA&lt;br /&gt;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA&lt;br /&gt;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA&lt;br /&gt;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA&lt;br 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GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt;GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt;GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt;GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt;GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt;GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt;GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt;GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br 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GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt;GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt;GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG&lt;br /&gt; 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/&gt;HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&lt;br /&gt;HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&lt;br /&gt;HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&lt;br /&gt;HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&lt;br /&gt;HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuck&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-6822435802439526550?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/6822435802439526550/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=6822435802439526550' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/6822435802439526550'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/6822435802439526550'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2008/07/argh.html' title='ARGH'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-1298682027282433227</id><published>2008-03-24T13:53:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2008-03-24T13:54:28.615+01:00</updated><title type='text'>yeah, right</title><content type='html'>Jesus might have died on the Cross, but I've inherited His fucking hangover&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-1298682027282433227?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/1298682027282433227/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=1298682027282433227' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/1298682027282433227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/1298682027282433227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2008/03/yeah-right.html' title='yeah, right'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-7731654497281288087</id><published>2007-08-08T15:05:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2011-12-08T13:28:52.627+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="color: #141414;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 180%; font-weight: bold;"&gt;FUCK&lt;br /&gt;OFF&lt;br /&gt;YOU&lt;br /&gt;CUNTS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-7731654497281288087?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/7731654497281288087/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=7731654497281288087' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/7731654497281288087'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/7731654497281288087'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2007/08/fuck-off-you-cunts.html' title=''/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-116765361237939988</id><published>2007-01-01T00:01:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2007-01-01T13:18:53.096+01:00</updated><title type='text'>New Year?</title><content type='html'>Fuck off. It doesn't look that new to me. Just like the old one with a slap of new paint. Can't fool me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cunts&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-116765361237939988?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/116765361237939988/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=116765361237939988' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/116765361237939988'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/116765361237939988'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2007/01/new-year.html' title='New Year?'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-116415274886572900</id><published>2006-11-22T00:40:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-11-22T00:45:49.230+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Arse End of Jesus</title><content type='html'>This might have been around for a few months but I fucking pissed myself when I found out about Angus the Terrier's arse depicting Jesus&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/1744/1976/320/515019/angusassjesus.png"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/1744/1976/320/515019/angusassjesus.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://getbehindjesus.net/"&gt;http://getbehindjesus.net/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-116415274886572900?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/116415274886572900/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=116415274886572900' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/116415274886572900'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/116415274886572900'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2006/11/arse-end-of-jesus.html' title='The Arse End of Jesus'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-115876468141788693</id><published>2006-09-20T16:30:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-09-20T17:04:41.426+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Rapture</title><content type='html'>Roll on the fucking Rapture. The world will be a better place with all those fucking Born Again Christians gone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No TV evangelists&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No Cliff Richard&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No Mr fucking Williams, RE teacher&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rapture indeed&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-115876468141788693?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/115876468141788693/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=115876468141788693' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/115876468141788693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/115876468141788693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2006/09/rapture.html' title='Rapture'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-115833517763121130</id><published>2006-09-15T17:45:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-09-15T17:51:15.036+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Pet Footeater</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a&gt;&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=5,0,0,0" width="614" height="381"&gt;&lt;param name=movie value="http://www.meammonstee.com/flash/adoptedfoot.swf"&gt;&lt;param name=quality value=high&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.meammonstee.com/flash/adoptedfoot.swf" quality=high pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="250" height="300" &gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.meammonstee.com/"&gt;Monstee&lt;/a&gt;, you're a fucking genius&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-115833517763121130?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/115833517763121130/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=115833517763121130' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/115833517763121130'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/115833517763121130'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2006/09/pet-footeater.html' title='Pet Footeater'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-115421531559280732</id><published>2006-07-30T06:59:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-07-30T01:21:55.850+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Two Fucking Wrongs</title><content type='html'>For Fuck's sake! Fucking Israeli Scum Bastards are even bigger fucking scum bastards than the Fucking Hezbollah Scum Bastards.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you want to kill your enemy then go ahead and kill your fucking enemy. People who are not in the fucking army - children and civilians - are not the fucking enemy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just because the Fucking Hezbollah Scum Bastards shoot rockets into Israel and kill a few civilians doesn't mean that the Fucking Israeli Scum Bastards are entitled to kill thirty times as many Lebanese civilians.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;According to &lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/5227912.stm"&gt;http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/5227912.stm&lt;/a&gt; - 29th July 2006&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Some 600 Lebanese, the majority civilians, are confirmed killed in the conflict. Fifty-one Israelis, including at least 18 civilians, have been killed, mostly by Hezbollah rockets. &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let's see - Hezbollah kills 18 Israeli civilians - remember, civilians means non-combatants - and Israel kills the majority of 600 civilians.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While some fucking politicians say that Israel's response is "disproportionate", Tony Fucking Blair and George Fucking Bush won't even call for a ceasefire&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fucking cunts. The absolute fucking cunts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And where are the cunts who make the decisions that cause all these deaths of innocent people? Are their lives at risk? Are their children being killed? Like fuck.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Take the children of all the fucking cunts who give orders to kill civilians, or to play fucking politics with people's lives and put them in the firing line. Then you'd see how fucking quickly they'd be able to talk out a solution.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fucking scum bastards&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-115421531559280732?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/115421531559280732/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=115421531559280732' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/115421531559280732'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/115421531559280732'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2006/07/two-fucking-wrongs.html' title='Two Fucking Wrongs'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-115048322396778235</id><published>2006-06-16T20:36:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-06-16T20:40:23.976+02:00</updated><title type='text'>World Cup Wankers</title><content type='html'>I despise this fucking game and I detest the fucking tribalism and nationalism that go along with it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't care who supports who, or not. It's all a load of fucking bollocks. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Because I was born on this bit of rock, I shall wear these colours and say that I'm superior to you lot who were born on that bit of rock."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fucking wankers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How fucking stupid can you get?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cunts&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-115048322396778235?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/115048322396778235/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=115048322396778235' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/115048322396778235'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/115048322396778235'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2006/06/world-cup-wankers.html' title='World Cup Wankers'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114960523598131402</id><published>2006-06-06T16:46:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-06-06T16:47:15.990+02:00</updated><title type='text'>The Devil's A Pussy</title><content type='html'>The Devil is a fucking wimp. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So here we are, the 6th of the 6th of the 6th, even for the fucking Amercians, and what can we look forward to? The Hoards of Hell? The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? The overthrowing of God? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like fuck. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All we get is a fucking remake of The Omen. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What kind of opposition party does He think He's fucking running? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God's never been so fucking unpopular, making fucked up decisions left right and fucking centre and where's Satan in all this? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There has never been a better time to grasp the reigns of power and change the fucking world, but He's nowhere to be found. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He's nothing but the Ian Duncan Smith of the Spiritual planes. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fucking Cunt.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114960523598131402?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114960523598131402/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114960523598131402' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114960523598131402'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114960523598131402'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2006/06/devils-pussy.html' title='The Devil&apos;s A Pussy'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114670761912687924</id><published>2006-05-04T03:52:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-05-04T03:58:11.733+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Are Wheelchair Users Blind?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/1572/1600/disability.png"&gt;&lt;img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/1572/400/disability.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What the fuck is Blogger doing with it's fucking disabled image by the side of the Word Verification on comments posting?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE FUCKING BLIND&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fucking hell. What a stupid bunch of fucking cunts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If they're going to help people with visual disabilities THEN THEY SHOULD USE A FUCKING SYMBOL THAT REPRESENTS VISUAL DISABILITY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.access-disability-deaf.neu.edu/graphics/access.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.disability.uci.edu/disability_handbook/images/cover%20-%2009.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stupid Cunts&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114670761912687924?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114670761912687924/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114670761912687924' title='13 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114670761912687924'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114670761912687924'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2006/05/are-wheelchair-users-blind.html' title='Are Wheelchair Users Blind?'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>13</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114631769507440346</id><published>2006-04-29T14:53:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-05-02T18:02:10.466+02:00</updated><title type='text'>The story so far</title><content type='html'>Confused? Too fucking right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So what the fuck's been going on?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After some genius fucking posting, I started to feel under pressure to carry on with the high standard of bile I'd created. Then I started to resent the fucking thing. I also realised that I spent far too much of my fucking time visiting, reading, commenting and writing blogs, to the detriment of my &lt;em&gt;real&lt;/em&gt; life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I thought I'd kill off El Barbudo and get my fucking life back. I'd go out with a bang - big Blunt Cogs story line - and then that would be it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As Easter arrived I couldn't resist taking &lt;a href="http://bluntcogs.blogspot.com/2006/04/easter-postcard.html"&gt;a swipe at the fucking Christians&lt;/a&gt; and so posted another BC script. I also found I'd got nominated, and won, blog of the week from &lt;a href="http://amischiefofmagpies.blogspot.com/2006/04/blog-of-week_114521640364150093.html"&gt;A Mischief of Magpies&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got nostalgic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I thought I could do the odd post here and there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I was attacked on several sides for being an attention seeker - AS IF ANY OF YOU FUCKING CUNTS WHO WRITE A BLOG FOR THE WORLD TO SEE ISN'T A FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I thought Fuckit. I should have just stayed dead when I was killed off and I deleted the fucking blog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Suddenly El Barbudo was back as a puppet for &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://barker-in-valencia.blogspot.com/"&gt;some other cunt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; to play with and I had no fucking control over what was done with him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Serves me right for being a stupid cunt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But then &lt;a href="http://www.meammonstee.com/"&gt;Monstee&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://averagetosser.blogspot.com/"&gt;Binty&lt;/a&gt; created &lt;a href="http://el-barbustee.blogspot.com/"&gt;El Barbustee&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://elbarbintyo.blogspot.com/"&gt;El Barbintyo&lt;/a&gt;, who were works of fucking genius, and I thought there was maybe a role as the &lt;a href="http://elbarbudo.blogspot.com/"&gt;Ghost of El Barbudo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Out of nowhere I was suddenly given the keys back to El Barbudo by the &lt;a href="http://sarahlaughs.blogspot.com/"&gt;kindest, sweetest, most caring, most understanding, prettiest, scariest bitch&lt;/a&gt; in the Blunt Cogs circle who had acquired them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I'm back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm only going to post when I have something worth posting. If I go for 6 months without posting then so be fucking it. But no other fucker is going to steal my fucking blog site again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I kept a copy of my favourite entries so have posted them back up for anyone who's interested.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now fuck off the lot of you.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114631769507440346?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114631769507440346/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114631769507440346' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631769507440346'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631769507440346'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2006/04/story-so-far.html' title='The story so far'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114624091874507171</id><published>2006-04-28T18:11:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-04-28T18:15:18.750+02:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Back You Cunts</title><content type='html'>Well that was a close fucking call.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's a fucking cliche, but sometimes you just don't appreciate something you've got until some cunt takes it off you and fucks about with it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114624091874507171?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114624091874507171/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114624091874507171' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114624091874507171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114624091874507171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2006/04/im-back-you-cunts.html' title='I&apos;m Back You Cunts'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114631409416910867</id><published>2006-04-18T14:31:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T14:34:54.170+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Hah! I Fucking Won!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;There you go - 2 fucking awards in just over 2 weeks.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://amischiefofmagpies.blogspot.com/2006/04/blog-of-week_114521640364150093.html"&gt;http://amischiefofmagpies.blogspot.com/2006/04/blog-of-week_114521640364150093.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Only these cunts don't seem to have a banner I can display on my site.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's almost enough to make me think about blogging again - the fame, the glory, the abuse... &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114631409416910867?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114631409416910867/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114631409416910867' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631409416910867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631409416910867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2006/04/hah-i-fucking-won.html' title='Hah! I Fucking Won!'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114631387683535080</id><published>2006-02-16T14:30:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T14:31:16.836+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Rhythmic Fuck</title><content type='html'>FUCK fuck fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;FUCK fuck fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FUCK fuck fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;FUCK fuck fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FUCK CUNT fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;FUCK CUNT fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuckity Cunt fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;Fuckity Cunt fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FUCK fuck fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;FUCK fuck fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuckity fuckity&lt;br /&gt;Cuntingly fuck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FUCK fuck fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;FUCK fuck fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuckity fuckity&lt;br /&gt;Cuntingly fuck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FUCK fuck fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;FUCK fuck fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bollocks and arsehole&lt;br /&gt;Wanker and cunt&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FUCK fuck fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;FUCK fuck fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuckity fuckity&lt;br /&gt;Cuntingly fuck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FUCK fuck fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;FUCK fuck fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FUCK fuck fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;FUCK fuck fuck fuck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shit&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114631387683535080?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114631387683535080/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114631387683535080' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631387683535080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631387683535080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2006/02/rhythmic-fuck.html' title='Rhythmic Fuck'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114631379361415938</id><published>2006-02-05T14:29:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T14:29:53.616+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Blogger Ate My Hamster</title><content type='html'>The great Blog Quake of February 4th, 2006, left much misery across Blogtown. Comments were devoured, new postings were swallowed whole and some of the greatest bursts of creativity known to man were lost forever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I, for example, posted one of the... no, lets us put modesty to one side for the moment... THE greatest blog entry of all time about a hamster. It had action, adventure, foul language used in an appropriate context, and enough hilarity to to convert a Jehovah's Witness to alcoholism.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, the cruel winds of fate have decreed that it is now lost forever, and humanity will be denied the acme of blog entries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cunts&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114631379361415938?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114631379361415938/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114631379361415938' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631379361415938'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631379361415938'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2006/02/blogger-ate-my-hamster.html' title='Blogger Ate My Hamster'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114631373817587001</id><published>2006-02-02T14:27:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T14:28:58.176+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Pain</title><content type='html'>I'm not into pain&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let me rephrase that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm not into my &lt;em&gt;own&lt;/em&gt; pain&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114631373817587001?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114631373817587001/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114631373817587001' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631373817587001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631373817587001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2006/02/pain.html' title='Pain'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114631353951249096</id><published>2006-01-15T13:50:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T14:32:36.053+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Blunt Cogs</title><content type='html'>Time to try something a little different, and try and drag a few cunts along with me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've decided to create an online comic strip starring many of the egotistical, attention seeking and occassionally witty cunts that like to comment here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But, and here's where it either becomes one of the greatest blogging successes in history, or falls flat on its arse before it begins, I'm going to need their input. I need character images and storylines. Is any cunt up for the challenge?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a href="http://bluntcogs.blogspot.com/2006/01/first-ever-blunt-cogs.html"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/1572/1600/bluntcogsintro.0.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Click on the image to take you to the first entry&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114631353951249096?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://bluntcogs.blogspot.com' title='Blunt Cogs'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114631353951249096/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114631353951249096' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631353951249096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631353951249096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2006/01/blunt-cogs.html' title='Blunt Cogs'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114631144350812154</id><published>2005-12-30T13:45:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T13:50:43.513+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Beard Tugs for 2005</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;And so the end of another year is just about here, and despite what the gods have thrown at me I would like just to say to them "I’m still alive you cunts!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some think that I am nothing but a foul-mouthed cunt who does little but impotently scream abuse at the universe from my padded cell. And while there may be much truth in this representation, it is not the whole picture, for there are various people that have made me smile, smirk, guffaw and chuckle heartily over the past few months, and on occasion, even made me reflect.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So it is with a sense of disorientation that I would like to tug my beard with respect at various individuals who write blogs that I regularly like to print off and wipe my arse with.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tug my beard with respect at &lt;a href="http://capetorio.blogspot.com/"&gt;Dr Maroon&lt;/a&gt;, – His is always the first blog I visit. Full of overblown pompous crap, he has a great sense of his own ridiculousness and is full of Scottish hospitality (aye, Ack, I’ve had ma tea).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tug my beard with respect at &lt;a href="http://japingape.blogspot.com/"&gt;Gorilla Bananas&lt;/a&gt;, – One of the most polite and erudite primates I have ever had the pleasure to read. His insights into humanity are illuminating. And anyone who can grow a beard across his entire body has to have my respect.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tug my beard with respect at &lt;a href="http://wheresthekaboom.blogspot.com/"&gt;Dr Evil Scientist&lt;/a&gt; - his plans to take over the world might only stretch as far as the office toilet, but he does it with such grandeur that I live in hope.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tug my beard with respect at &lt;a href="http://chasemeladies.blogspot.com/"&gt;Harry Hutton&lt;/a&gt; - anyone who can generate that amount of comments every time he coughs deserves a bit of respect, although there’s a bit too much hero worshipping going on there sometimes. He's never commented here, although he did once mention me affectionately as "this filthy animal"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tug my beard with respect at &lt;a href="http://jokemail.blogspot.com/"&gt;Joke Mail&lt;/a&gt; - for his sense of environmentalism – rather than waste resources on something new, he is busily recycling old jokes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tug my beard with respect at &lt;a href="http://emeraldbile.blogspot.com/"&gt;Noreen&lt;/a&gt; - She may never have commented here, but for brief moments she allows me to feel normal.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tug my beard with respect at &lt;a href="http://www.hungbunny.co.uk/"&gt;Hungbunny&lt;/a&gt; - Short, sharp, insightful comments, usually worth at least a half-smirk&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tug my beard with respect at &lt;a href="http://horsesasspub.blogspot.com/"&gt;Andraste&lt;/a&gt; - a real woman who knows her own mind and body, and where she keeps the baseball bat.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tug my beard with respect at &lt;a href="http://slimlindyk.blogspot.com/"&gt;Slimey Dyke&lt;/a&gt; - for one so young, she has a disconcerting way of stroking my beard under my chin and making me forget what I was going to rant about.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tug my beard with respect at &lt;a href="http://myneighboursarehoors.blogspot.com/"&gt;The Neighbour of the Hoors&lt;/a&gt; - she’s been a bit quiet of late, but her tales of living above an Aberdeen brothel have kept me amused for many months.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tug my beard with respect at &lt;a href="http://selfunemployed.blogspot.com/"&gt;Anti-Barney&lt;/a&gt; - he will often be the very last blog I visit, so that I can just savour the pure joy of his world. It makes me feel like I’m coming home.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tug my beard with respect at &lt;a href="http://safetinspector.blogspot.com/"&gt;SafeTinspector&lt;/a&gt; - his blog is like a Sudoku puzzle: just when I think I’ve got the hang of it I realise I made a mistake earlier that means my entire level of understanding has just been made void. Endless hours of entertainment.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tug my beard with respect at &lt;a href="http://justbreathe28.blogspot.com/"&gt;Just Breathe&lt;/a&gt; - for a new blogger on the block she’s seamlessly entered this bizarre collection of misfits and it feels like she’s always been here.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tug my beard with respect at &lt;a href="http://hotrocks.blogspot.com/"&gt;Brewski&lt;/a&gt; - it amazes me each time he posts on his blog that he’s still alive.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tug my beard with respect at &lt;a href="http://redhead83402.blogspot.com/"&gt;Redhead&lt;/a&gt; - as a woman with kids in her 30s, the picture’s either a fake or taken many years back, but the earth-mother/fertility goddess thing gives me much to fantasize about.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tug my beard with respect at &lt;a href="http://fatmammycat.blogspot.com/"&gt;Fatmammycat&lt;/a&gt; – She has a way about her that just constantly leaves me yearning for more, and I long for the day that she starts developing her own blog.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fishwhackerswindle.blogspot.com/"&gt;Footeater&lt;/a&gt; doesn’t get any beard tugging – he spends far too much time running away from who he is and trying to be someone he’s not, and it’s painful to watch. Perhaps he'll mature into something amusing this year and be worth a tugged beard a the end of 2006, but I won't be holding my breath.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;After long and drawn out negotiations with the &lt;a href="http://kimayres.blogspot.com/"&gt;Kim Ayres - The Bearded Scotsman&lt;/a&gt;, who I don’t think actually is Scottish, I have agreed not to post comments on his site in return for him creating a button that you can place on your own site, much like the Maroon Awards he created for Dr M.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So for all those mentioned above, you can insert this icon&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/1572/1600/tuggedbeard.gif"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; into your sidebar, by using this piece of code&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;[a href="http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2005/12/beard-tugs-for-2005.html"][img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/1572/320/tuggedbeard.gif" border="0" alt="A beard has been tugged at me with respect"][/a]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;only you will need to exchange the square brackets for angular ones&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;May this New Year be a fuck of a lot better for you all than the last one. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114631144350812154?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114631144350812154/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114631144350812154' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631144350812154'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631144350812154'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2005/12/beard-tugs-for-2005.html' title='Beard Tugs for 2005'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114631113754756623</id><published>2005-12-21T13:44:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T13:45:37.546+02:00</updated><title type='text'>The Terrible Truth about Father Christmas</title><content type='html'>For all those children reading this, if you’re old enough to have bypassed your parent’s AOL Parental Controls, if you’re old enough to have learnt how to disable Net Nanny and Cybersitter, if you’re old enough to have successfully managed to convince your parents that you’re trustworthy and would never visit a site such as this one, then you’re old enough to know the terrible truth about Father Christmas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haven’t you ever noticed that the rich kids get huge stockings with fantastic presents while the poorer kids get a lot less, and when your grandparents were kids all they got was a satsuma and a hanky?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And what about those poor kids in foreign countries? Your school asked you to fill a shoebox with stuff that will be sent out to the destitute and needy. Why isn’t Santa delivering them? Why isn’t Santa using the extraordinary resources of his elves to create wondrous joy for those who really could do with a bit of cheering up, rather than a bunch of selfish brats who already have too much junk cluttering up their rooms?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember at school how they explained to you that Santa was really St Nicholas. Well don’t you think that the decent Christian thing to do is give to the poor and needy rather than the rich and selfish?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So what’s the explanation for this apparent difference between expectation and reality?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’ll tell you:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Santa’s a cunt!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He doesn’t give a fuck about poor people. Rich kids leave a better quality of whisky when he visits, and are more likely to provide organic, free range carrots for his reindeer. Poor people can keep their good will and it’s the thought that counts, and stuff it up their arses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So fuck him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Christmas Eve you’ll find me hiding behind the chimneystack on the roof of the posh neighbour’s house. I plan on having venison for my Christmas Dinner this year.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114631113754756623?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114631113754756623/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114631113754756623' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631113754756623'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631113754756623'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2005/12/terrible-truth-about-father-christmas.html' title='The Terrible Truth about Father Christmas'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114631105065776073</id><published>2005-12-07T13:43:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T13:44:10.656+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Tobacco - the stupidest fucking drug in the universe</title><content type='html'>Of all the drugs a person can indulge in, smoking is surely one of the most fucking stupid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quite apart from the fact that it kills you slowly and painfully, and it will kill those around you, it's not even a fun drug.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I mean, with other drugs, such as dope, cocaine, ecstacy, acid, crack, heroin etc, at least with these you get a real high before they contribute towards your death. But with tobacco, the best you get is a mild nicotene rush with the first cigarette of the day for the first couple of months you smoke.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then, all you get is horrible fucking cravings and other withdrawal symptoms if you don't have it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How fucking pathetic is that?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114631105065776073?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114631105065776073/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114631105065776073' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631105065776073'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631105065776073'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2005/12/tobacco-stupidest-fucking-drug-in.html' title='Tobacco - the stupidest fucking drug in the universe'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114631094349808612</id><published>2005-11-19T13:41:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T13:42:23.500+02:00</updated><title type='text'>The stupid cunts who obey the stupid cunts</title><content type='html'>Yeah yeah, we know that all the fucking leaders of the world who make the decisions to go to war should be put in a fucking stadium filled with boxes of knives, chemicals and torture equipment and be locked in, and not be allowed back out until they're all dead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But who lets them get away with it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fucking unquestioning sheep that you all are. They can only send you off to die because you fucking well let them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who's the biggest fucking arsehole: the person who says "go and kill those people in that foreign country, and risk your life doing it so that I can show of to the world what a great leader I am!", or the people who say "OK then!"?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're fucking idiots and you make me fucking puke.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114631094349808612?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114631094349808612/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114631094349808612' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631094349808612'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631094349808612'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2005/11/stupid-cunts-who-obey-stupid-cunts.html' title='The stupid cunts who obey the stupid cunts'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114631087968220820</id><published>2005-11-11T13:37:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T13:41:19.683+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Tom &amp; Jerry - Nazi Propganda - A Remembrance Day Theme</title><content type='html'>During the World Wars, the British soldiers were affectionately known as Tommy, while the German Hun were known as Jerry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And yet, in February 1940, before the US entered WWII, MGM released their first in a series of cartoons starring Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse, battling each other for supremacy of the home and refridgerator.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And who always wins? Jerry fucking mouse does, that's who.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What does that tell you about the Amercian attitude to the British eh?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;UPDATE&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the comments Gorilla Bananas said... &lt;br /&gt;Other the other had, Tom is much funnier. Unlike Jerry, he occasionally talks and gets to do funny voices. He also gets to sing, e.g. "Is you is or is you ain't my baby".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is you is or is you ain't my baby? &lt;br /&gt;The way you're actin' lately makes me doubt &lt;br /&gt;Yous is still my baby-baby &lt;br /&gt;Seems my flame in your heart's done gone out&lt;br /&gt;A woman is a creature that has always been strange &lt;br /&gt;Just when you're sure of one &lt;br /&gt;You find she's gone and made a change &lt;br /&gt;Is you is or is you ain't my baby &lt;br /&gt;Maybe baby's found somebody new &lt;br /&gt;Or is my baby still my baby true?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114631087968220820?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114631087968220820/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114631087968220820' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631087968220820'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631087968220820'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2005/11/tom-jerry-nazi-propganda-remembrance.html' title='Tom &amp; Jerry - Nazi Propganda - A Remembrance Day Theme'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114631058119900985</id><published>2005-11-09T13:32:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T13:38:26.993+02:00</updated><title type='text'>9/11 Remembered</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;On this day, November 9th 1973, Ringo Starr released his third solo album, "Ringo"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Generally considered Starr's best album - and undisputed as his most famous - Ringo is notable for its slew of guest stars, including his fellow ex-&lt;a title="Beatles" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatles"&gt;Beatles&lt;/a&gt;, something which would become a trademark for Starr on many of his future albums.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringo_(album"&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringo_(album&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well, what the fuck did you expect, something about the Twin Towers?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's the 9th of fucking November, which means it's 9/11, not 11/09 as the Americans would have us believe. Day - Month - Year: increasing in time span. Why the fuck the Yanks decided to put the month first is anybody's guess.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Stupid Cunts! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114631058119900985?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114631058119900985/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114631058119900985' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631058119900985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631058119900985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2005/11/911-remembered.html' title='9/11 Remembered'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114631037361237454</id><published>2005-11-05T13:27:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T13:32:53.613+02:00</updated><title type='text'>There are some sick bastards out there</title><content type='html'>I've just been looking at where some of the visitors to this site are coming from, and many are coming from the sites I'm linked to on the right. These sick fuckers are my kind of sick fuckers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then there are those that have found my site via search engines, typing in phrases such as "Cunt Eater", "Arse Fucking", "Fucking Cunt", and even "Glasgow Scotland". These sick fuckers will have been severely fucking disappointed by this site, and so they fucking should be. Perverted cunts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But then there are some who have come here from sites that are quite unrelated. I can only assume that the sick fuckers have both these sites, and my blog, in their favourites folder, so that they can switch back and forth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So come on you cunts. Who's going to own up to being regular visitors to:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://methodxcommunity-marybeth.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://methodxcommunity-marybeth.blogspot.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://relaxzation-soul-finds-freedom.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://relaxzation-soul-finds-freedom.blogspot.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and most disturbingly of all&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://thewildswan.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://thewildswan.blogspot.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These sick cunts are in a league of their own&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Beware your perverted web-surfing habits - they can be traced...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;UPDATE!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It seems that someone has recently accessed my site from Google, using the phrase&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;How to use a parachute&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have this wonderful vision of the fucker working his way through this blog, looking for useful information while plummeting at 120 mph!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114631037361237454?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114631037361237454/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114631037361237454' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631037361237454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114631037361237454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2005/11/there-are-some-sick-bastards-out-there.html' title='There are some sick bastards out there'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114630997170108783</id><published>2005-11-02T13:23:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T13:26:11.703+02:00</updated><title type='text'>18th Century Tourette's</title><content type='html'>Few realise that Thomas Jefferson suffered from a form of Tourettes, and that had Benjamin Franklin et al not helped him redraft The Unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, then the US might not be the dominant global power that it is today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is a fragment of an early, unpublished first draft:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men IMPUDENT SCALLYWAG are&lt;br /&gt;created equal, that they are IMCOMPETENT MONGREL endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that COWARDLY RASCAL among these are Life, Liberty, and the CONTEMPTIBLE THIEF pursuit of Happiness. &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114630997170108783?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114630997170108783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114630997170108783' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114630997170108783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114630997170108783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2005/11/18th-century-tourettes.html' title='18th Century Tourette&apos;s'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114630974619347718</id><published>2005-10-23T13:18:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T13:23:44.506+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Maroon Award for the Most Artistic Use of the Word “Cunt”</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://capetorio.blogspot.com/2005/10/assembly-for-award-of-blogging.html"&gt;http://capetorio.blogspot.com/2005/10/assembly-for-award-of-blogging.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://capetorio.blogspot.com/2005/10/assembly-for-award-of-blogging.html"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://capetorio.blogspot.com/2005/10/assembly-for-award-of-blogging.html"&gt;&lt;img alt="Maroon Award" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/200/maroon1.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What can I say?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm honoured by this award.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'd like to thank my agent, my hamster and, of course, my beard, which has inadvertantly velcroed itself to so many cunts over the years.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114630974619347718?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114630974619347718/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114630974619347718' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114630974619347718'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114630974619347718'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2005/10/maroon-award-for-most-artistic-use-of.html' title='Maroon Award for the Most Artistic Use of the Word “Cunt”'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114630948443801179</id><published>2005-10-20T13:16:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T13:18:04.436+02:00</updated><title type='text'>God's a Stupid Cunt</title><content type='html'>Why is God still using earthquakes and hurricanes to get the message across that He's fucked off with people?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GET WITH THE TIMES YOU OLD GIT!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why the fuck doesn't He just send a video recording to Al Jazeera like any respectable terrorist?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114630948443801179?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114630948443801179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114630948443801179' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114630948443801179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114630948443801179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2005/10/gods-stupid-cunt.html' title='God&apos;s a Stupid Cunt'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114630938701919381</id><published>2005-10-05T13:13:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T13:16:27.020+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Why don't you suck your father's dick to see if your sister's got her period yet?</title><content type='html'>This is one of my favourite insults of all time. I used it over on &lt;a href="http://wheresthekaboom.blogspot.com/"&gt;Dr E's&lt;/a&gt; site a few weeks back. However, the stupid cunt has just switched over to Haloscan and lost months worth of carefully crafted insults from various fans.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114630938701919381?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114630938701919381/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114630938701919381' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114630938701919381'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114630938701919381'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2005/10/why-dont-you-suck-your-fathers-dick-to.html' title='Why don&apos;t you suck your father&apos;s dick to see if your sister&apos;s got her period yet?'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27218957.post-114630921418026712</id><published>2005-09-23T13:08:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T13:13:34.183+02:00</updated><title type='text'>A True Christian</title><content type='html'>Do you know what I hate about most Christians? They're fucking hypocrites!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You think that just because your local vicar is a fairly gentle soul who likes cucumber sandwiches, that somehow Christianity is a gentle religion. You think that because you go to church for weddings, christenings and funerals that God is there for you at the big occasions in your life. You think that because you skip church sometimes that God will forgive you because underneath it all you're a nice person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well you're so fucking wrong you ignorant cunt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you ever actually read your bible? I mean really read it? Have you thought through the implications of what it says?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now Pastor Jim Nicholls shows us what it is to be a True Christian (&lt;a href="http://www.truechristian.com"&gt;http://www.truechristian.com&lt;/a&gt;). He understands that there's none of your hypocritical "God is reasonable" shite.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pastor Jim Nicholls knows that little things like Logic or Reason get in the way of Faith. Remember - the Bible IS the Word of God! How do you know? Because it says so, and you have to have Faith. Without Faith, how the fuck can you call yourself a Christian?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can't be a Christian AND a Liberal! You will only get into Heaven if you accept Jesus Christ as your Saviour, and accept the Word of God - that is, The Bible. God doesn't care if you the nicest, kindest, warmest, most humanitarian person on the planet. If you are not Christian, you are not getting in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So when you have some Christian friend who says it's ok for there to be Gay Christians - they're being a fucking hypocrite - READ YOUR BIBLE - God Hates Gays.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gentle Christianity is a myth to lull you into a false sense of security- it is the work of Satan himself. If you want to know what being a REAL Christian is all about, then I suggest you type these phrases into Google - "The Spanish Inquisition", "The Crusades", "Witchfinder General" and "Northern Ireland - Protestants vs Catholics" - then you'll know what True Christianity is all about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I despise this fucking religion, but I have respect for those who have the courage of their convictions to be true to their faith, and not water it down with liberal, socially acceptable ideas, and somehow think that they can still legitimately call themselves Christian.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pastor Jim Nicholls - I salute you for not being afraid to show the world what a &lt;a href="http://www.truechristian.com"&gt;True Christian&lt;/a&gt; is.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27218957-114630921418026712?l=el-barbudo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/feeds/114630921418026712/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27218957&amp;postID=114630921418026712' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114630921418026712'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27218957/posts/default/114630921418026712'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2005/09/true-christian.html' title='A True Christian'/><author><name>El Barbudo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05770463471991960308</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6932/1414/1600/elb1.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
